Friday, November 12, 2004

Hiatus...

No posts for the next two weeks because I'll be on vacation.

No culture-filled city trip, no rugged wildlife safari, not even a drugs-filled party extravaganza.

Just a dick-in-the-sand sunshine vacation with all the airport literature we can stomach. To make things even more bourgois, it's at an all inclusive resort.

The only thing we have to worry about is our one-year-old son eating the sunblock. That way, we might even get some rest.

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Thursday, November 11, 2004

What's up with these women? And, more importantly, why weren't they around when I was in highschool?

I was reading serious news when my eye caught a link to this story. Honestly, I was. Serious news.

But once I read it, my inner pervert decided bold action was needed. He (the inner pervert that is not me but that nonetheless resides in me and from whom I hereby distance myself legally if not physically) knew there were more cases like this. Pervertedly, he liked the idea.

So, as a service to all fellow perverts, he has been so kind to perform a Lexis-Nexis-Google-Image Search (which is far from complete!) and he has come up with the following photographs, all portraying teachers who had to face charges, do the perp walk, maybe even do the time, for having it off with their hornytoad highschool students.










Bad teachers! Bad teachers! Naughty, bad teachers!


Side note:
Firefox is great. I bear witness that there is no browser but Firefox and his Prophets are all over. My system administrator, the one who thinks the Flash-plugin is evil, has allowed me to install Firefox. Unlike *spit on floor* Internet Explorer */spit on floor* you can copy-paste the image location with a simple right-click on the mouse. Who needs Flash to run some fancy image uploadery widget when you can have Firefox and good ole HTML?

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Monday, November 08, 2004

After the murder, everybody gets to be an idiot

Theo van Gogh was shot dead last Tuesday. And waddyaknow? There's a backlash:

  • An explosion destroys the entrance of an Islamic school. Probably a bomb, no one gets hurt.
  • Conservative member of parliament (and Mr. Bad Haircut) Geert Wilders has just endorsed a plan by the Dutch Edmund Burke Foundation to deny muslims civil rights. Wilders became an independent MP after leaving the VVD just a month ago. Seems like he's got a nice new program to run on.

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In which we pass along rumors...

The General (Glut, not Jesus'), points us towards this interesting, albeit totally unsubstantiated fun stuff from the Financial Times:
India and Russia have reportedly been selling US assets, as well as petrodollar-rich Middle Eastern investors.

China, which has $515bn of reserves, was also said to be selling dollars and buying Asian currencies in readiness to switch the renminbi's dollar peg to a basket arrangement, something Chinese officials have increasingly hinted at. Any re-allocation could push the dollar sharply lower and Treasury yields markedly higher.
It's good to see this stuff right after the election. This way the electorate will learn that only stupid fucktards vote for Bush. That lesson might have been obscured if China had waited a month or two. Of course, it's nothing but a rumor.

What's no rumor is the following:
  • Today the Treasury is auctioning off another $51 billion worth of T-bills. Last time, the foreigners failed to show up. We will learn if that was a fluke, or if the end to endless credit is upon the US.
  • Interest rates on the 10-year treasury bond shot up almost 12 basis points on Friday (probably because of the rumor about China).
  • The Fed is meeting next Wednesday to set new rates. It is expected that they'll raise the short-term rate from 1.75 to 2 percent.
The main question: what will Japan do? Japan is still very much near deflation. Printing money is good for them. Using that freshly printed money to buy T-bills helps to keep the value of the yen down against the dollar, which helps Japanese exports. But if they buy busloads of T-bills, and the value of the dollar still plunges, then they wasted valuable yen on worthless dollars.

The next main question: what will the Feds do if the Treasury's auction goes awry? (My best guess: Greenspan will lie in your face, pretend nothing is wrong and keep the short term rate too low. Greenspan can only be stern if there is a Democrat in the White House. The financials will have a field day with their carry trade. You kids will be poorer.)

The third main question: what will happen to the US economy (and housing market) if them furriners demand a higher interest rate on US debt?

So many main questions... today might be an important day.

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Friday, November 05, 2004

Bait and switch....

Jonathan Chait is, of course, best known for establishing the metrics with which shrillness can be gauged. Shrillness is measured in Chaits, with one Chait (Ch) being of equal shrillness as this sentence of reference:
On a personal level, I despise Bush with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns.
The sentence above is a fairly accurate replica. The original sentence of reference has been transported to Sèvres, France, where it will be stored in an absolute vaccum at the Pavillon de Breteuil, home to the Bureau International des Poids et Mesures.

And now Chait has something to say to all the stupid fucktards whom Bush does not call his base (he reserves that honorary title for the "haves and the have-mores") but who went out and voted for him anyway.
Dear rural/exurban Christian conservative voters: Congratulations on your election victory. By going to the polls in unprecedented numbers Tuesday, you overwhelmed an enormous Democratic turnout and returned President Bush to office, along with a number of very conservative senators. Now Bush is preparing to repay your efforts by moving immediately on your highest priorities: a flat tax and privatizing Social Security.

Oh, wait. You didn't particularly hanker for those things, did you? The election is so far in the past now that it has receded into a hazy memory. But as I recall, you voted for Bush because of his position on one issue — he opposes gay marriage — and on the general principle that he is a godly man who shares your values. Now Bush has decided, conveniently enough, that those values are identical to those of his wealthy financiers. (Go to any meeting of the Club for Growth, a group of affluent, libertarian-leaning Bush backers who mostly live in Washington and New York City. I'm sure you'll find them, like victorious Okla-homophobe Sen. Tom Coburn, deeply concerned about rampant high school lesbianism in the Sooner State.)

Bush is claiming the election as a mandate. There are, however, a couple of ways to interpret that. The conventional meaning is that a candidate gained office by promising to do a certain thing. Ronald Reagan in 1980 had a mandate to cut taxes and bolster the military. Bill Clinton in 1992 had a mandate to raise taxes on the rich, expand healthcare, reform welfare. Those were the central promises of the two campaigns.

Bush uses the word somewhat differently. As he told reporters Thursday, "I earned capital in the campaign — political capital — and now I intend to spend it."

What that means is that all you small-town folk voted for him not to pursue an agenda but just because he embodies family values. That gives him political power that he can use for purposes utterly unrelated to the source of his popularity. Sure, Bush mentioned some of these purposes in the campaign. But the references tended to be perfunctory and in code. Start with taxes.

Though Bush talks about tax "simplification," he doesn't seriously believe it. He has littered the tax code with complicated new provisions, including a ludicrous corporate tax bill stuffed with special provisions for sausage producers, foreign dog-race gamblers and the like. Simplification really means making the tax code flatter — i.e. less progressive. He doesn't care about making taxes simpler; he just wants rich people to pay a smaller share of them. There's little evidence to suggest small-town Ohioans flocked to the polls so they could have a portion of George Soros' tax burden shifted onto themselves.

On Social Security, Bush was just as evasive. Here, again, the tiny minority of people who closely follow this understood his code words. He wants to divert Social Security taxes into private accounts. Because those taxes pay for the benefits of current retirees, his plan would require cutting benefits or driving the national debt even higher.

Bush, of course, went to great pains to distance himself from these unpleasant facts. In 2001, he appointed a commission that proposed three plans to partly privatize Social Security, but he declined to embrace the panel's findings. A few weeks before the election, a New York Times Magazine story reported that Bush told GOP donors he planned to push privatization after the election. John Kerry's campaign circulated a nonpartisan study showing what the benefit cuts in one of the commission's plans would entail. Bush's spokesman dismissed the charge that he favored privatization or benefit-cutting as a "false, baseless attack."

Here's what Bush said Thursday: "I had asked [Daniel Patrick Moynihan], prior to his passing, to chair a committee of notable Americans to come up with some ideas on Social Security, and they did so. And it's a good place for members of Congress to start."

Got that? Last week, if you had described Bush as advocating the commission's plans, he would have denounced you for promoting a hysterical lie. Now they are at the top of the list of things he's saying he was elected specifically to enact.

Meanwhile, what about opposing gay marriage, the one mandate Bush might legitimately claim? Earlier this year, Bush barely lifted a finger in support of a constitutional amendment banning it. (Compare this to the furious arm-twisting he performs to get moderates to back his tax cuts.) If he has a mandate to do anything, it's to bring up the amendment again. However, he's said nothing about doing so, and nobody expects him to.

No surprise there — it's hardly in the Republican Party's interest. If gay marriage is banned everywhere, what's going to bring all those heartland conservatives to the polls next time?

Maybe there ought to be a seperate Order and Blog for those who are driven unto shrill unholy madness by the incompetence, bigotry, gullibility, and sheer disconnection from reality of the George W. Bush-voter.

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The reaction in Europe

Not the analysis, the reaction. As in everything European, get it at the fistful.
  • Hungary announces its Iraq pull-out. The Coalition of the No-So-Willing-Anymore keeps on growing. I wonder when the Dutch will leave.
  • Prime Minister Kjell Magne Bondevik of Norway says the Bush re-election makes him reconsider joining the EU. Oil-rich Norway has nothing to gain financially from joining, and Bondevik campaigned against EU-membership back in 1994 when the last referendum on the issue was held.
    “If the distance expands between the two sides of the Atlantic I think that many people in Europe, including myself, will see a need for a closer foreign policy and security cooperation ... This debate (about Norway joining the EU) could be introduced if the US continues to pursue a policy in which little importance is given to its alliance with Europe,” he told Norwegian public television station NRK.

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Thursday, November 04, 2004

Fear and loathing of the stupid fucktards...

I loath the stupid fucktards that make up the American electorate*. And I both loath and fear the stupid fucktards that set economic and foreign policy in the Bush administration. Besides fear and loathing, I feel rage. Boiling rage.

The only thing to do is to quote others who, their fear, loathing and rage notwithstanding, can still make coherent argument and write whole sentences without feeling the insuppressible urge to shout obscenities at stupid fucktards and ululate to the dead uncaring stars.

First up, Adam Felber, for the best general take of the situation:
[Former candidate Felber, flanked by his family and supporters, steps up to the podium in the bright autumn sunlight. Cheers and applause are heard.]

My fellow Americans, the people of this nation have spoken, and spoken with a clear voice. So I am here to offer my concession. [Boos, groans, rending of garments]

I concede that I overestimated the intelligence of the American people. Though the people disagree with the President on almost every issue, you saw fit to vote for him. I never saw that coming. That's really special. And I mean "special" in the sense that we use it to describe those kids who ride the short school bus and find ways to injure themselves while eating pudding with rubber spoons. That kind of special.

I concede that I misjudged the power of hate. That's pretty powerful stuff, and I didn't see it. So let me take a moment to congratulate the President's strategists: Putting the gay marriage amendments on the ballot in various swing states like Ohio... well, that was just genius. Genius. It got people, a certain kind of people, to the polls. The unprecedented number of folks who showed up and cited "moral values" as their biggest issue, those people changed history. The folks who consider same sex marriage a more important issue than war, or terrorism, or the economy... Who'd have thought the election would belong to them? Well, Karl Rove did. Gotta give it up to him for that. [Boos.] Now, now. Credit where it's due.

I concede that I put too much faith in America's youth. With 8 out of 10 of you opposing the President, with your friends and classmates dying daily in a war you disapprove of, with your future being mortgaged to pay for rich old peoples' tax breaks, you somehow managed to sit on your asses and watch the Cartoon Network while aging homophobic hillbillies carried the day. You voted with the exact same anemic percentage that you did in 2000. You suck. Seriously, y'do. [Cheers, applause] Thank you. Thank you very much.

There are some who would say that I sound bitter, that now is the time for healing, to bring the nation together. Let me tell you a little story. Last night, I watched the returns come in with some friends here in Los Angeles. As the night progressed, people began to talk half-seriously about secession, a red state / blue state split. The reasoning was this: We in blue states produce the vast majority of the wealth in this country and pay the most taxes, and you in the red states receive the majority of the money from those taxes while complaining about 'em. We in the blue states are the only ones who've been attacked by foreign terrorists, yet you in the red states are gung ho to fight a war in our name. We in the blue states produce the entertainment that you consume so greedily each day, while you in the red states show open disdain for us and our values. Blue state civilians are the actual victims and targets of the war on terror, while red state civilians are the ones standing behind us and yelling "Oh, yeah!? Bring it on!"

More than 40% of you Bush voters still believe that Saddam Hussein had something to do with 9/11. I'm impressed by that, truly I am. Your sons and daughters who might die in this war know it's not true, the people in the urban centers where al Qaeda wants to attack know it's not true, but those of you who are at practically no risk believe this easy lie because you can. As part of my concession speech, let me say that I really envy that luxury. I concede that.

Healing? We, the people at risk from terrorists, the people who subsidize you, the people who speak in glowing and respectful terms about the heartland of America while that heartland insults and excoriates us... we wanted some healing. We spoke loud and clear. And you refused to give it to us, largely because of your high moral values. You knew better: America doesn't need its allies, doesn't need to share the burden, doesn't need to unite the world, doesn't need to provide for its future. Hell no. Not when it's got a human shield of pointy-headed, atheistic, unconfrontational breadwinners who are willing to pay the bills and play nice in the vain hope of winning a vote that we can never have. Because we're "morally inferior," I suppose, we are supposed to respect your values while you insult ours. And the big joke here is that for 20 years, we've done just that.

It's not a "ha-ha" funny joke, I realize, but it's a joke all the same.

Being an independent candidate gives me one luxury - as well as conceding the election today, I am also announcing my candidacy for President in 2008. [Wild applause, screams, chants of "Fel-ber! Fel-ber!] Thank you.

And I make this pledge to you today: THIS time, next time, there will be no pandering. This time I will run with all the open and joking contempt for my opponents that our President demonstrated towards the cradle of liberty, the Ivy League intellectuals, the "media elite," and the "white-wine sippers." This time I will not pretend that the simple folk of America know just as much as the people who devote their lives to serving and studying the nation and the world. They don't.

So that's why I'm asking for your vote in 2008, America. I'm talking to you, you ignorant, slack-jawed yokels, you bible-thumping, inbred drones, you redneck, racist, chest-thumping, perennially duped grade-school grads. Vote for me, because I know better, and I truly believe that I can help your smug, sorry asses. Vote Felber in '08! Thank you, and may God, if he does in fact exist, bless each and every one of you.

[Tumultuous cheers, applause, and foot-stomping. PULL BACK to reveal the rest of the stage, the row of cameras, hundreds of unoccupied chairs, and the empty field beyond.]


Next up, Scott Martens on how the other side of the Atlantic looks at this disaster. I cannot be bothered with repairing all the links and formatting that can't be copy-pasted, but who cares? I've marked the important bits.
So it’s done. We have four more years of George W Bush to look forward to. A quick tour of the American blogs shows a few trying to pull some sort of moral victory from this election, but the truth is that they’ve lost everything. Not only has the president finally won the majority denied to him in 2000, but as a reward for his mismanagement and incompetence, Democrats have actually lost seats in both houses of Congress, including losing the Senate Minority Leader. For all that the vote is close, the outcome is a stunning defeat in terms of real access to power. There is no longer a meaningful opposition in the US able to moderate the power of a president who needs no longer worry about reelection.

At best, this means that in 2008 the Republicans will have to run on a deeper quagmire in Iraq, no meaningful victories in the so-called war on terrorism, another huge hike in the American public debt and all the new messes Bush can create. But, let’s be honest. That isn’t going to happen. No one will be called to account. The American electorate, for a number of reasons, simply will not hold this administration to account. They did not do so in 2002, they haven’t this time, and there is no reason to think they will in 2008.

Reaction in the French political scene is muted, but definitely not happy.

The French foreign minister is doing his job by being diplomatic about it, talking about a “new dialogue” with the administration. The French right in general is taking a similar tone. From Chirac, it’s all about “renforcing Franco-American friendship.” Alain Madelin is, once again, France’s most visible apologist for the American right. “Of course I’m happy with this outcome. […] Confronted by hyperterrorism and the treat of Islamic fascism, we need American power to be engaged.” Bush has also received the support of Jean-Marie Le Pen: “I believe that it is important for the whole world that America, an imperial power with crushing responsibilities, have an experienced man as its leader.”

The rank and file of the mainstream French right wing parties has, however, expressed clear support for Kerry over Bush. Former foreign minister Hubert Védrine believes this election reveals “a large and enduring gap in comprehension between the American people and the rest of the world.” Alas, this is only true of about half of the American people, and that half would no doubt agree entirely.

The French left, of course, is not so diplomatic today. The Communist Party is calling Bush “the candidate of excessive warfare, of unilateralism and of American hegemony.” For Green Party MNA Noël Mamère, this is “a dark day for democracy, for peace and for the environment.”

The Socialists are a bit less apocalyptic. They are doing what I hope politicians all over Europe start to do, and turn the Bush election into a reason to vote for the European constitution. Jack Lang: “This is very bad news for the world and for peace. Bush will be even more miltant, aggressive and imperialist than ever. This why Europe must be a real force, a counterbalance. More than ever, we must vote ’yes’ to the European constitutional treaty.”

François Hollande, leader of the Socialists, and François Bayrou, the president of the right-centre UDF party are echoing this sentiment: “Europe must be strong by comparison to an America that, in any case, will try to assert its vision of the world.”

I couldn’t agree more, and I hope that George W Bush is turned into the poster boy of the “Yes” campaign across Europe. He’s one of the few figures people agree on enough to create real majorities for the constitution.

We’ve had a number of hits in the last day from Americans googling “immigration to Europe” or similar queries. For a sizeable group of people who voted against Bush, this election is an unambiguous sign that they are completely alienated from a nation bent on transforming itself into something far from what they thought their countrymen stood for. They are disaffected, and they are turning to Europe and to Canada for answers.

In the past, Europeans turned to America when their governments went mad. We owe it to them to return the favour.

[italics mine, j.e.]


And then Charles Pierce on Altercation for some irony-free desperation.
Let’s face it. It’s not Kerry’s fault. It’s not Nader’s fault (this time). It’s not the media’s fault (though they do bear a heavy responsibility for much of what ails our political system). It’s not “our” fault either. The problem is just this: Slightly more than half of the citizens of this country simply do not care about what those of us in the “reality-based community” say or believe about anything.

They don’t care that Iraq is turning into murderous quicksand and a killing field for our children. They don’t care that the Bush presidency has made us less safe by creating more terrorists, inspiring more anti-American hatred and refusing to engage in the hard work that would be necessary to make a meaningful dent in our myriad vulnerabilities at home. They don’t care that he has mortgaged our children’s future to give trillions to the wealthiest among us. They don’t care that the economy continues to hemorrhage well-paying jobs and replace them with Wal-Mart; that the number without health insurance is over forty million and rising. They don’t care that Medicare premiums are rising to fund the coffers of pharmaceutical companies. They don’t care that the air they breathe and the water they drink is being slowly poisoned and though they call themselves conservatives, they even don’t care that the size of the government and its share of our national income has increased by roughly a quarter in just four years. This is not a world of rational debate and issue preference.

It’s one of “them” and “us.” He’s one of “them” and not one of “us” and that’s all they care about. True it’s an illusion. After all, Bush is a millionaire’s son who went to Yale and Harvard and sat out Vietnam, not even bothering to show up for his cushy National Guard duty, and succeeded only in trading on his father’s name and connections in adult life. But somehow, they feel he understands them. He speaks their language. Our guys don’t. And unless they learn it, we will continue to condemn this country and those parts of the world it affects to a regime of malign neglect at best—malignant and malicious assault at worse.

Given the media’s talent for pandering to their lowest common denominator, the things that have driven us crazy about their past pathetic performance are bound to get a lot worse. Most of us—readers and writers of this web log and peoplelikeus-- derive an awful lot of benefit from being Americans. We owe it to our better selves, and though it sounds horribly clichéd, to our children-- not to walk away from this battle. I will admit, however, it’s pretty damn hard to see through this fog just where to turn before we march.


Before ending with the economic prospects from General Glut. To all you Evangelical fucktards out there, I say: "There is a Day of Reckoning. And it is sooner than you think!" DOOM I SAY!!! DOOM!
It appears that capital is gleeful at the re-election of the Shrub. And why wouldn't it?! [Fuck long term growth. The dividend tax will not be raised. - j.e.]

What I want to know is whether capital is going to be gleeful next week when the Treasury Department tries to begin raising $51 billion. Let's see what global capital's appetite is for infinite US debt. I suspect the Bank of Japan will again be a major buyer.

The Bush administration announced Wednesday that it will run out of maneuvering room to manage the government's massive borrowing needs in two weeks, putting more pressure on Congress to raise the debt ceiling when it convenes for a special post-election session.

Treasury Department officials announced that they will be able to conduct a scheduled series of debt auctions next week to raise $51 billion. However, an auction of four-week Treasury bills due to be completed on Nov. 18 will have to be postponed unless Congress acts before then to raise the debt ceiling. . . .

In its announcement Wednesday, Treasury said it will sell $51 billion in new securities next week including $22 billion in three-year notes on Monday, $15 billion in five-year notes on Tuesday and $14 billion in 10-year bonds on Wednesday.

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Hey, there is still an economic world out there, and things continue to get uglier and uglier for 2005.

First off, factory orders in the US are down for the second straight month.

Factory orders fell 0.4 percent in September, the Commerce Department said Wednesday. This is the largest decline in factory orders since April.

The drop was unexpected.

Economists had been forecast factory orders to rise 0.4 percent, according to a survey conducted by CBS Marketwatch.

August orders were revised lower to a fall of 0.3 percent compared with the initial estimate of a 0.1 percent decline.

This is the first two-month decline in factory orders since Nov.-Dec. 2002.

Second, the dollar headed southwards after a few days of stability.

The dollar weakened on Wednesday as dealers shrugged off the relatively quick resolution to the U.S. presidential election and turned attention back to the currency's weak fundamentals. . . .

Analysts had expected the dollar to get a near-term bounce in the event of a swift, decisive election result, and Kerry's concession relieved some of the uncertainty hanging over the market.

But although analysts had warned that any dollar relief rally would be fleeting and probably modest, it has proved even more shallow than most had anticipated.

Third, retail gasoline prices were up again last week, now a national average of $2.034/gal. Prices are now in their third week over $2/gal. Over the last four weeks they've averaged $2.024/gal.; the all-time four-week high set back in May and early June was $2.042/gal.

Finally, US distillate stocks continue to fall even as production ramps up, down 17 million barrels from this time last year. Most importantly, stocks fell in the Northeast, the region most dependent on heating oil. We're well outside the range of average and going in exactly the wrong direction for mid-fall.

But I'm sure George W. will keep us all safe and secure. No worries.

Aaaiii! Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Godvergeten Eikelbijters!!!** Eet stront en sterf!!! R'lyeh Wagn'nagl Fhtagn! Aaaiii!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

*Nuance, Jasper, nuance. I only loath the millions upon millions who voted for Bush, and the millions upon millions who had a chance to vote against him but did not.
**This doesn't happen all the time, but sometimes I really get into it, you know, the chanting and ululating and stuff, and then I tend to lapse back into Dutch.

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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

One of the lawyers gets it right...

Over at Lawyers, Guns and Money, Scott Lemieux gets the sentiment exactly right:
If it is called for Kerry, I project that i will sip the bottle of 12-year old Bowmore I got at the duty free in Montreal.

If it is called for Bush, I will project that I will drink everything else in my liquor cabinet.
Unfortunately, if a definitive call is made, I'll still be at work. Damn those time zones! Who ever invented those?

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Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Theo van Gogh shot dead....

Theo van Gogh was a film maker, interviewer and columnist (his three main accomplishments among a host of other things). He was very outspoken, and his views can best be described as social libertarian. He received death threats the way other people receive bank statements.

(Short explanation: as a very liberal country, the Dutch government is usually accused by libertarians of not being tough enough. Tough enough in applying the liberal law on those fundamentalists - both from the Dutch bible belt and from inner City mosques- who wish to impose their social mores on others. )

He was a Fortuyn-supporter (Pim Fortuyn was shot dead just before the 2002 elections), but did not support Fortuyn's party (the LPF, or List Pim Fortuyn), mainly because he considered the partymen incompetent sell-outs (For what it's worth, I think he was right about that). Van Gogh was busy making a movie about Fortuyn.

His movies were mostly low-budget (which in Holland usually means no-subsidies), and he still managed to win 2 Gouden Kalveren (Golden Calves, the Dutch Oscars). So I guess he was pretty good. His latest finished film, Submission, on violence against women in Islamic societies, (once again) earned him numerous death threats. His experience with subsidies, those who award them and their crooked reasoning left him with a profound mistrust of government spending. However, I don't think he advocated ending the welfare state, he wasn't that kind of libertarian.

[No, I haven't seen any of his movies. I have a few rules I follow for my own well being. I don't watch sports when Ajax have lost, I always brush my teeth before I go to sleep and I never watch a Dutch movie. The ones I was unlucky enough to see were all so terribly, terribly bad that the slim chance of missing a good movie is far outweighed by the near-certainty of being driven into shrill, unholy madness. They are really that bad. The last Dutch movie I saw was called Naar de Klote! in 1996. ]

For nine years (1989-1997) Van Gogh did in-depth interviews on local cable that were later sold nationwide. One guest per show, >30 minutes, no audience. You can order DVDs (and watch part of a 1993 interview with Pim Fortuyn) here. Van Gogh was a very good interviewer. Always well prepared, always interested, never too harsh or too mellow. His talent helped give birth to a Dutch tradition of long (usually evening-long), uninterruped interviews. I'll give you the documentary A Glorious Accident as an example, because the interviewees all spoke English. We still get about one >30 minute interview per week on national television.

His talents as an interviewer are all the more remarkable when you look at his writings. They make the term scathing look like an understatement. All his stuff can be found on his website, which is a good thing too because he got kicked out of left every newspaper or magazine job he ever had. His last newspaper (called Metro, freely distributed on, yes, subways and other forms of public transportations) solved this problem by giving readers a weekly vote to get rid of any columnists they don't like.

His first publication was a pamphlet in which he accused Dutch author, columnist and cineast Leon de Winter of exploiting his jewishness. He was promptly sued for anti-semitism. It took nine and a half years until the Hoge Raad (High Council, the Dutch supreme court) threw out the case. Hugo Brandt Corstius, another columnist, has never stopped referring to Van Gogh as "the anti-semite". For what it's worth, Leon de Winter has recently written a piece for the Weekly Standard. In it he argues that the EU-diplomacy vis a vis Iran is useless, because the mullahs are too unreasonable and oppressive and stuff. Van Gogh also got sued by Christians for making jokes about "the rotten fish of Nazareth" and he was forced to show up at a police station to cooperate in the investigation of two -four year old- columns, to see if they might have crossed any legal boundaries. He also caused Canon to stop advertising at 'Het Parool'. Multiple interviews with him were never broadcast or printed because of his statements.

Jasper, was Van Gogh an anti-semite? No, dear reader, he was not. He liked to insult those he disagreed with. He never insulted those (if any) he found to be disagreeable. He also liked to use insults that were outside the law, because he was a libertarian and liked to promote free speech. That's also why he never sued whenever some Muslim cleric said stuff about him that might be illegal. And he was absolutely right, free speech is too much curtailed in Holland. But whenever he was sued, both public opinion and legal precedent usually went towards free speech.

He was attacked this morning at about 9 a.m. while leaving the council of the Amsterdam borough of Watergraafsmeer. He was shot seven times, then stabbed twice. He died on the spot. The killer left a pamphlet on his body. A suspect is in custody, he is 26 years old and probably of Maroccan descent, carrying both a Dutch and Maroccan passport.

Theo van Gogh was 47 years old, he leaves behind one child. And yes, the Dutch newspapers are terrible, I think the child is a daughter, but I cannot confirm it.

Lastly, for all you art-lovers who stumbled on to this post: he was named after his great-great-grandfather, Vincent's brother Theo.

11.02.2004 UPDATES:
Theo van Gogh had a son, not a daughter. He is twelve years old.

The murder suspect was close to a group of muslim-fundamentalists under surveillance by the Dutch Intelligence Service*. A 16-year old member of the group - and a friend of the murder suspect - was arrested earlier this year after a search of his house. They found explosives and maps of the Binnenhof in The Hague, the Dutch seat of parliament and prime-ministerial office.

(*DIS, or whatever you would call it. We only have one agency for all our spy stuff. Conventional wisdom holds that its spies are almost all working inside the Netherlands, infiltrating radical organisations of every stripe. They are notoriously inept. I don't think they work on organised crime, though I'm not sure. The Dutch abbreviation is AIVD, something like 'general intelligence and security service)

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